Sin sentido

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Windows Tricks

Delete recursively hidden files in Windows

Example

Delete recursively all files starting with ._

del /s /q /h:A "._*"

Source: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/administration/windows-commands/del

To search every file in the current directory and all subdirectories that contained a word, regardless of the letter case

Example

Find the word "Windows"

findstr /s /i Windows *.*

Source: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/administration/windows-commands/findstr

Idiocracy

Why do they put so many morons in positions of power?
Because, if they can get you to see, because it's bloody obvious, that a moron is telling you to do something and you still do it, knowing they're moronic, they got your self-respect.
- David Icke

Short Tales by Guanaco

Surprise

Your boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom and you realize he left his cell phone unlocked. You grab it and start looking through his last calls. You see a call to a certain "Saturday whore." You hesitate a bit, but dial the number. Your cell phone rings.

Halloween

Your friend invites you to his neighborhood to trick or treat on Halloween night. You ring the doorbell of a beautiful house. Your dad opens the door. He lives there with his other family.

The Other

Late at night, you scroll through an app that promises to reveal secrets. Curious, you upload a selfie, eager to see what it uncovers. The screen flashes: "You're not alone." Suddenly, your cell phone rings displaying your own number. Confused, you answer, only to hear your own voice whisper, “I’ve taken your place.”

Hanna's Pray

Lord of the world! Hast Thou created aught in vain? Our eyes Thou hast destined for sight, our ears for hearing, our mouth for speech, our nose to smell therewith, our hands for work. Didst Thou not create these breasts above my heart to give suck to a babe? O grant me a son, that he may draw nourishment therefrom. Lord, Thou reignest over all beings, the mortal and the heavenly beings. The heavenly beings neither eat nor drink, they do not propagate themselves, nor do they die, but they live forever. Mortal man eats, drinks, propagates his kind and dies. If, now, I am of the heavenly beings, let me live forever. But if I belong to mortal mankind, let me do my part in establishing the race.

https://sacred-texts.com/jud/loj/loj404.htm

Clarence Cool

This is the story of Clarence Cool
Who was born with a spiral tool
He spent his life in a fruitless hunt
To find a girl with a spiral cunt
But, when he found her, he almost drop dead
'Cause she was born with a left-hand thread

 

Deliver Us

Deliver us, Lord, from every evil,
and grant us peace in our day.
In your mercy keep us free from sin
and protect us from all anxiety
as we wait in joyful hope
for the coming of our Saviour, Jesus Christ.